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The Epstein Files Booster. V1

Card Rarity: 

- Epic - 1 in every 16 Booster Packs 

- Rare - 1 in every 9 Booster Packs 

- Common Holographic - 1 random card included in most Booster Packs

Lord Epstien, keeper of secrets - Holographic - Epic 
The ghost of Michael - Holographic - Rare

The Epstein files - Holographic - Rare

Darth Hilary - Holographic - Rare

Quantum vegetable - Common Holographic

The campus crusader - Common Holographic

The anti-globalist wizard - Common Holographic

Scammy Doo - Common Holographic

Redacted Documents

Hey hey hey, it's Bill!

Badboy Bill

Diddler's baby oil surplus

Gilaine Mixwell the recruiter

The after after party.

Invitation to the island

Netflex Documentary

Blackmail

Banned account

Bills Russian STD

Champaign on ice

Epstein's private art gallery

Gift timepiece

Journey To the Island

Midget wrestling

The little horrors of Epstein's past

Why are we still talking about this?

Whistleblower

Kash classified

A very public and messy divorce

POTUS Pardon

Wiretap

The autopen

CIA Neuralyzer

Israeli safe House

POTUS's Blonde Squad

The Server Room

Nosy Dectective

Disgraced Prince

The Island Temple

The Problem Solver

George Souromon

The creepy massage room

Bill's Horn of Persuasion

The NYC manner

Fake Austrian passport

Hollywood elite youth program

Legal advice

Neverland

Passion of the Mel

Pizzagate

Sexual Harassment Training

Somebodies uncle

The Hollywood vampire hunter

The great escape

Zorro ranch

Starfire

Good Times

Epstein's appendix​​

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Starter Deck. V2

Card Rarity: 

- Legendary - 1 in every 300 Starter Decks

- Epic - 1 in every 30 Starter Decks 

- Rare - 1 in every 20 Starter Decks 

- Common Holographic - 3–4 randomly selected cards included in every Starter Deck

One Pronoun To Rule Them All - Holographic - Legendary - Short Print (300)

Gaydar - Holographic - Epic

The Magical Kingdom - Holographic - Epic 

The Hand Of The Magical Kingdom - Holographic - Epic

RAM Swag - Holographic - rare

The Real First Lady - Holographic - rare

The Source Of All Evil - Holographic - Rare

White Privilege - Common Holographic

Transgender Athlete - Common Holographic

The Technomancer - Lord of EX - Common Holographic

The Governator - Common Holographic

POTUS, Defender Of The Alliance - Common Holographic

Sleepy Joe - Common Holographic

The Podcaster - Common Holographic

New York Super Jail - Common Holographic

I Identify as... - Common Holographic

Diddler The White - Common Holographic
Prince of Delaware, Son of Joe

Karen, The Uncompromising

Trust Fund Kid

Shitty Rooftop Sniper

California Ghost Hunters

Climate Crusader - The Forgotten Voice

University

Moonbase Alpha

Funeral Extravaganza

Chinese Gold Mine

Abortion Clinic

Scammy Kammy

Miss Alabama 2024

Billionaire Philanthropist

Spiderkash

Herald of the Hybrid

Concerned Citizen

Woke Washington

New Delhi Scam Farm

Gender neutral bathroom

Cobalt Mine

The Amish Army

The Seer of Washington

Bobby K Jr.

The Homeless Horde

Morbidly Obese Mobile Militia

Cyber-Dyke

Wuhan, China

POTUS Tower

Lost Treasures of the Landfill

Epstein Island

Alligator Alcatraz

National Health Ambassador

Night - Hawk

Count Me In Baybeee

The Maskers

Barron's Sidequest

Disgruntled Feminist

"Automated" Robots

The Great Market Wallsmart

LGPTQ Pro Max + Parade

Florida Everglades Jimbo

Big Pharm

Peanut the Squirrel

USAID - Department of Woke Spending

Fools Pandemic

Convenient Brick Pile

Voter ID

Rope Drop

N-Word Pass

Hoeflation

Senator McConundrum

Basic Crystal Girl

Good Jeans

Diabeetus

You Get A Car

The Belt

Dr. Potus, MD.

Kim Jong Un Wins 100% of the Vote... Again

Antifa, Destroyer of Towns

The Diddler

Cycle Gear

Hair Dye

United Kingdom Digital ID Drones

Avery, The New Elementary School Teacher

Trial By Combat

Epic Fury

Mandatory Vaccine

Corporate Blunder

The Lesbian's Choice

Fur Suit

The New Design Team

Fake News

BLM

Triggered

Red White and Blue Wedding

Mega Church Bible Study

Crypto Scam

Trad-Wife

OnlySubs

Unchained Wealth

Food Stamps

Blockade on your Blockade

U.S. army vet

Rig The Election

Misgender Caitlyn

DEI — diversity, equity, and inclusion

The Heavenly Texas Ranger 

PO(PE)TUS

Family

The Cornhole Convict

Senator's Secret Mistress

Freedom Eagle

Black Lotus

The Great Tower of EX

Mega Church

Freedom eagle's nest

Border Wall

Starter Deck. V1 -  RETIRED EDITION

Diddler the white - Holographic

Podcaster, the voice of the people - Holographic

POTUS, defender of the alliance - Holographic

The technomancer - Lord of EX - Holographic

Gov. Nuisance, lord of California - Holographic

Transgender athlete - Holographic

The Magical Kingdom - Holographic

Disgruntled feminist

Shitty rooftop sniper

The maskers

University

Gender neutral bathroom

Woke Washington

Avery, the new elementry school teacher

Food stamps

USAID - Department of Woke spending

Climate crusader - The Forgotten Voice

Crypto scam

DEI - Diversity, equity, and inclusion

Mandatory vaccine

I identify as...

Antifa, destroyer of towns

Misgender Caitlyn

Corporate blunder

LGPTQ pro max + Parade

Abortion Clinic

The seer of Washington

Scammy Kammy

The hand of the magical kingdom

The homeless horde

Prince of Delaware, son of Joe

The Magical Kingdom

Senator's Secret mistress

Diabeetus

Fools Pandemic

The diddler

Karen, the Uncompromising

Billionaire philanthropist

Bobby K Jr.

Night-Hawk

The governator

Epstein Island

Wuhan, China

Trust fund kid

Mega church

The great market Wallsmart

Border Wall

Cobalt Mine

Senator McConundrum

Peanut the Squirrel

U.S. army vet

Mega church bible study

Rig the election

White privilege

The Amish Army

Big Pharm

POTUS Tower

The great tower of EX

War Path
Booster. V1

Card Rarity: 

- Epic - 1 in every 16 Booster Packs 

- Rare - 1 in every 10 Booster Packs 

- Common Holographic - 1 random card included in most Booster Packs

Chinese spy balloon - Holographic - Short Print (1200)

The final boss - Holographic - Epic 

Rocket Man - Holographic - Rare

Jewish weather control - Holographic - Rare

White House 24K - Holographic - Rare

That's no moon… - Common Holographic

Somalian day care center - Common Holographic

He who must not be called retard - Common Holographic

Dictator's capture drip - Common Holographic
The ICE queen - Common Holographic

Predator drone Strike

Israeli exploding pager

Pentagon audit fail

Price Gouging

Taiwan chip factory

DOW over 50,000

Grand admiral Thornburg

Gorilla Warfare

Executive order

Desert Gold

DAWG The illegal immigrant hunter 

Cat breath - the suicide bomber

California dreamin'

Coalition of the willing

Becoming self-aware

Before GTA 6

Tic tacs

AK-47s for everyone!!!

A good ol' proxy war

Operation Midnight Hammer

North Korean Shipyards

Area 51

Professional protest

Islamist Insanity

Iran's magic carpet gunner

Ethiopian industrial war machine

Frontline freelancer

Terrors of the deep

Tariff goblin

Tank

Supply Drop

Somalian pirates

Shoes

STRAWA Intelligence

Secret cave of the jihad fighters

Russian Hacker

Prisoner exchange

Poisoned toast

Viral execution video

Vietnamese Ambush

Venezuelan drug ranch

That girl from every action movie

Ghosts of the lost luftwaffe

White house expansion plans

The legend of the red hammer

The golden dome

The Ghouls of Vienna

The cartel

The oval office

The minister of whispers

The mystery of the missing scientists

The straight of Hormuz

The supreme leader's entrance

Kaboom camels

Mine laying dingy

Psycho Tate

Epic fury​

The Homeless Problem Booster. V1

Card Rarity: 

- Epic - 1 in every 40 Booster Packs 

- Rare - 1 in every 20 Booster Packs 

- Common Holographic - 1 random card included in most Booster Packs

Newscum - The Great Deceiver - Holographic - Epic

The Great Deceiver's Staff - Holographic - Epic

Captain Woke - Holographic - Epic

The Oracle's seeing Vodka - Holographic - Epic

Diversity In Everything - Rare

The Oracle - Holographic - Rare
Hollywood Writer - Rare

Race Swap - Rare

Removing Masculinity - Rare

The Ghost of the Black Mamba - Holographic - Rare

The Trillion Dollar Man - Holographic - Rare

Til You're 90 - Rare

Dr Z. mayor of New York City - Holographic - Rare

Mayor Of the Homeless - Common Holographic

Captain Common Sense - Common Holographic

The Pirate Queen - Common Holographic

Black Snape - Common Holographic

Heroin - Common Holographic

Crystal Meth - Common Holographic

$1.50 Hot Dog - Common Holographic

We Steal from Old People - Common Holographic

Punch - Common Holographic

Frustrated Taxpayer
California audit
DOJ Investigation 
Another California Gas Tax
The Tax Machine 
The 25 billion dollar solution 
The Homeless Vote 
13th-hour mail-in votes 
Newscum's Train
Newscum's Best Seller
Diplomatic Visit
The Palisades Fires 
Non-profit Spawn 1
Non-profit Spawn 2
Non-profit Spawn 3
Stop Nick Shirley Act
You're Fired 
Female Police Officer
I'm F*cking filiming you
Give Him A Ticket 
Synthetic Meat Voucher
Microfraud's tick seeding
Microfraud's synthetic meat factory
The Only Man Who's Ever Done It
Amber's Turd 
Free Britney 
Dr. Z's ComradeComm-Bot
NYC's New Free Transportation 
NYC Communist Trash Monster
Shady Local Dealer
Hillbilly Meth Lab
Fentanyl 
Adrenochrome 
Stolen Painkillers
Mobile Meth Lab
Welfare Queen 
A place of rest
SF Street Runners
One Cig
Broken Beer Bottle 
Firebreath Shots
Old Baseball Bat
Panhandler's sign 
Shopping Cart
Scratch-off Tickets 
Dumpster Daddy
The Homeless Ghost Debater
Alpha Female 
Captain Crack Sparrow
CHANNNGGEEE?
The Downward Spiral Dog 
Sherlock Homeless
The Collector
Tweak Wagon
The Climber
The Urinator
Pickpocket 
Stepped in his shit
Shitty Broken-Down RV
Ladies of the Streets
Free Hotel Accommodations
Mega-Tent 
Vegas Tunnels
Homeless Spawn - Version 1
Homeless Spawn - Version 2
The Gatekeeper 
Landscape Garderner 
The Kid with Down Syndrome
Internet Trolls
Hollywood Producer
The $9.1 million dollar Malibu Home 
Girl Math 
Millionaire Lunch ladies 
Orbital Data Center 
Brick by brick 

Bill's impossible parasites

Agents of ICE

Aggressive Expansion

$200k of missing bricks

Billy- the overly enthusiastic alcoholic

Let them cook

Copper stash

Crazy cat lady

Karen's California

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